Constipated by the Double Superlative and the Cure

My last blog, "Lost Midst the Double Superlative Conundrum" explained what this phrase means. Now let's explore a consequence of the unconscious affliction of the double superlative to legislative action in the US Congress today. The Congressional Republicans have demonstrated by their unified opposition to anything proposed by President Obama pertaining to internal US social policy is totally unacceptable to them. This is equivalent to saying that President Obama's proposals are the worst possible and only we have the best possible policies.

Well Mr. and Mrs. Republican Congressmen and Congresswomen you are all constipated by the Double Superlative Constipation Syndrome (DSCS), whether you recognize the disease or not. Most likely your brains are fossilizing as the constipation takes over, and you are unable to recognize your own plights being so very irritable. All the laxatives you take will not help unless your brains are flushed and cleared. Of course some Congressional Democrats have the same malady as it applies to any Republican proposals, but the extreme one-sidedness of the disease affecting all Congressional Republican demonstrates that the Congressional Republicans spread the contagion among their ranks and have become infected like a phalanx of zombies aimlessly seeking their next target to infect. Democratic Congress members apparently have much better immune systems against double superlative constipation, however those Democrats who are infected with DSCS must also consider the CURE.

Those who suffer from DSCS should easilly recognize the consequences of their disorder. Constipation is not the only distressing symptom, but also displays of perpetual arrogance, petulance, and indifference to the needs of our entire population are prevalent. Mr and Mrs Congress members of the USA who are stuck in more ways than one with the consequences of the Double Superlative Constipation Syndrome here is the only possible CURE: GET INSTANT RELIEF, LET GO

. This CURE will do miracles for your distress and dispositions and the American people will be very greatful!