The Future for Ear-Lobe Wiggling

Approximately 70% of the US population, over 200 million individuals, have access to video games in their homes. Young and adult players alike spend many hours daily trying to kill more opponents or score more points using their enhanced visual and finger dexterity. As this educational activity increases our population becomes very adept at activities that prepares our population for intelligent voting decisions and other essential brain use. Perhaps the next generation of video games will only require the use of our ear lobes and whomever masters the brain-ear wiggle neural connection will become skilled future leaders of our country. We should all welcome the advent of this coming era and start practicing ear wiggling to be ahead of the game.