Tea for Who?

Today we have a very vocal minority in our country who seem to believe that they are the true believers in tea and the USA. Not "Tea for Two" as sung in the 1950 hit movie by the same name:

Picture you upon my knee
Just tea for two
And two for tea
Just me for you
And you for me alone
Nobody near us to see us or hear us,
No friends or relations
On weekend vacations,
We won't have it known, dear,
That we own a telephone, dear...

Day will break and you'll wake,
And start to bake a sugar cake
For me to take for all the boys to see.
We will raise a family
A boy for you
And a girl for me
Oh, can't you see how happy we would be...

,but instead this version, "Tea for Who", that goes:

Picture Uncle Sam upon his knees,
Begging for mercy as we seize,
All the lefties who eat our taxes,
And show them who wields the axes.

We will raise a family of lily-white puppies,
And some pure-bred giant white guppies,
To guard us from marauders stealing our purified white teas.
We will leave the stinky commies sour milk and smelly cheese,
And cage them with angry stinging bees!

No more off-white puppies to take our feeds,
When we are finished only the pure will breed,
And all the shady commies who pollute our seeds,
Will be put to pasture with bitter foreign teas.

"Tea for Who?"---For me, not you. Only for those who are really TRUE BLUE, whoops, a slip of the tongue, meant to say WHITE and TRUE. Adieu.