Those of you who are from my generation may remember the Saturday night triple header horror movies that induced a state of near trauma in the teen age crowds that attended this weekly event. Popcorn, three horror movies and all the screams you could endure without a drop of blood. Zombies, who were the main event, don't bleed.
The need for health care would be eliminated if we were all Zombies. Therein lies the solution to health care reform. We must all become Zombies.
Seems that many of us are on the way. Virtually all Republicans must be part Zombie and quickly becoming 100%. They are on their way to the ultimate solution to needless health care. They will soon be the stars of the new Zombie series to hit Washington, D.C. entitled "Zombies Don't Need Health Care". Senator Chuck Grassley will star and be supported by the second lead Russ Limbaugh in the the rollicking final scene where the hungry Zombies devour each other to prove that they are invulnerable to all diseases, and that they can digest anything, except Kieth Olberman.
The surprise climax to this very enlightening movie occurs when the last surviving Zombie, Glen Beck, regurgitates all the Zombies who then march on Washington to prove that health care is an obsolete idea. Go Zombies Go!
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