The Sure Cure

No more debate on health care is needed. The "Sure Cure" is available now! If we open ourselves to the best in ourselves we can discover the only path to health and for virtually little additional cost. In fact enormous cost reductions will inevitably occur.

Let's begin by making alcoholic beverages mandatory and start the economy rolling in dough. We currently spend about $100 billion dollars a year on alcoholic drinks, so my making them mandatory we could add at least the same amount and create many millions of new jobs. Nobody will work very efficiently if a pint of booze per day was the law, and therefore many more people will be required to do all the work. If most of us were half sopped health care wouldn't matter. Much better to drink ourselves into oblivion than to worry about health care.

To top this plan off we can also make tobacco use mandatory and stop all this nonsense about curtailing smoking. Let's get real and foster more, not less, tobacco consumption and double the money spent to about $170 billion annually.

Imagine the job benefits with nearly $200 billion more spent for these two discretionary expenses that will become legal requirements. No more worry about death squads mandated by health care reform. We will take care of that ourselves. No more wasted dollars on rehab or liver transplants. Forget lung cancer for the good of society as a whole!

The "Sure Cure" is within reach. Contact your elected congressional representatives and insist that sanity be restored. Demand mandatory booze and tobacco consumption laws for the good of our country. Stop senseless debate over health care and vote for the Sure Cure now.