"Palintology"--Barracuda and Pit Bull Style

The aspirng Republican VP candidate refers to herself as "Sarah Barracuda" and the "Pit Bull with Lip Stick". These monickers are part of the growing field of "Palintology". Unlike other "ologies" such as paleont-- ,  archeo---, psycho--- , "Palintology" is my created field of Palin mythology and belongs in the comic books featuring Superwoman--the Barracuda Pit Bull herself. She and she alone brings God's will to the American people and will undoubtedly shower us with wars of gratidude as she rides alongside  Joan of Arc to defeat the evil axis. If you are not with her you are against her, and barracuda's and pit bulls are not all that friendly! This first issue of Palintology will be followed by more in future editions. Watch out John McCain for those Palintological teeth. Although you have already been bitten, the next bites could really hurt.